Glenn’s Not Dead… and neither am I!


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Nope. Not dead, just a little listless and a lot lazy. A reader requested some scifi so I’m re-blogging my very first ever post. I turned this in as a real-life college assignment and got an A! Gotta love the liberal education system! Glenn’s alive, I’m alive and I hope this will stave off you hungry walkers until next time!

As you read this, millions are at risk but are blissfully unaware. As you read these lines those millions are preoccupied with their YouTube and Facebook accounts; with their sensationalized newspaper headlines and they are content with their bustling and for the time-being satisfying lives. Each of them is only acutely aware of an indescribable danger. We feel it when we turn on the news and see ravaged people in other countries suffering other fates, from other diseases; but not here, and not us. Not in our hometowns and not to our neighbors. We have institutes and precautionary systems with haughty acronyms and emergency alarms so we need not worry. However, a threat waits on the vanguard of disaster, one for which we have no plans, no precautions. The Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) should include in its archives the danger that an outbreak of Zombism (the condition of being a zombie) would pose and take measures to protect United States Citizens if ever reanimated corpses infected with a flesh-eating, mind-controlling virus were to rise up against us.

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Roze Goes … time traveling to this blog’s birth. Paradox, much?