T’was the Workday After Christmas

Critics are calling it “A refreshing take on an old holiday favorite!”

It’s me. I’m critics.

The touching story of a diverse band of HR-approved Holiday-hungover employees just aching to see their good old friend. Their bed.

“Happy half day to all, and to all a good night!”

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4 Lessons Adulting Has Taught Me!

Sometimes, adulthood is just making bad decisions (or ones that just feel bad) and sticking with them. Whether it’s seeing out a terrible job, paying all your bills early and leaving yourself nothing to live on, or eating lackluster Pinterest salads for the rest of the week. Sometimes you just have to suck it up to achieve your goal 🥅 !

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Freedom Fighter

Who will fight for me? With balled fists and hoarse throats? For my restless spirit, my tired smile. Who will wake every morning and tend to my bruised heart; whispering reassurances across its weakened valves, pushing blood to my cold fingers and toes. Who everyday remind me of what I deserve; spinning a fairy tale […]

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While You Were Out…

I’m like a baby. Well, more like a peek-a-boo enthusiast. Once I put my hands over my eyes, the universe implodes into an unfathomable white hole. At least that’s what I think happens when I neglect to post for a while. I’m sure that’s not the case at all. Your lives probably continue; reluctantly checking your emails, being scolded at Starbucks when you call a […]

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Dormtainment is SO Funny!

Fell in love with Dormtainment a long time ago and this is their latest web video. I give it 5 stars on the hilarity scale. Everyone raps, Mike is shirtless, and Tay is wearing a Kangol hat… what more can you ask for!? Everything they make is FIRE. It’s a parody of 1980s rap with […]

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DO YOU (Uncle Sam Finger) have the $W#@?

This made me super-laugh! (That’s a laugh endowed with otherworldly power from parents on Krypton) For all those that mightily ride their bedazzled cheetah-printed surfboards in their freshest Hot-Topic gear atop the glitter waves of swag, I am talking to you! You’re not original, you’re not interesting, you’re not worth getting to know. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH_VdbWbPnA&feature=related Symptoms […]

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(W)here’s (T)he (F)rosting?

I’m getting sick and tired of beind sick and tired of my gotdang self. Like so many panes of colored glass yet unpolished; so incredibly opaque that my window is unintelligible. How could anyone appreciate me when I can’t even see the beauty in myself….yet. I’m so rough, so unfinished, so lackluster. I’m so unspeakably […]

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